Subverting Clichés

Subverting clichés to give them a modern twist, because old clichés are just ugly and to be honest, don’t even make sense any more.

Not the sharpest knife in the box

Not the brightest spark....

Not the pointiest stick in the draw

Not the strongest branch on the tree.

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Go out with a blaze of glory

Go in with a blaze or glory

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Boys will be boys

Girls will be girls

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Many hands make for complicated work

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Drunk as a Skunk

Drunk as a Monk

Drunk as a Punk 

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Early bird catches all the worms

Early cat catches the bird

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In the Nick of time

In the Eddie of time

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Burst you balloon

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Any friend of yours I immediately don't like.

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Love has a Lazy eye