Final outcome, finished revolved stories.

Short (pointless) Stories.

Pets.

 After my dog, Amber, sadly passed away a few months ago I noticed my cat slowly began gaining weight, I presumed to myself that this was because the cat was mourning over the dogs death whom, to be honest I never even saw the cat acknowledge when she was alive. I thought this was cute, that the cat was missing the dog, a rival species, an enemy of the cat. I began putting this attitude into my everyday life, looking out for people as I passed them on the street, being nice to people that before all this, I never would of bothered with and didn’t even like. This definitely had a huge positive effect on my life, making me a kinder, happier, more generous person. This was until, I discovered the cause of my cat gaining weight was actually due the dog always eating the cat’s food; maybe this is what killed her.

Bleach.

I just sit here, locked within my prison of these tall dull blue walls; the only thing to keep me company is the sound of the never-ending dripping tap. Drip drip drip, although there is only so much of that you can sit through without it driving you insane. I hate it here, waiting in isolation, waiting in this cold confined space; occasionally the silence is broken by the shuffle of feet and muttering voices of people rushing past outside but that is only for a second or two.

Nobody ever wants to spend time in here, why would they? If I had the choice id be straight out of here. The cold walls and bland colours make it an extremely uncomfortable place to spend any amount of time in; alongside the constant overpowering smell of urine, masked by the sickly smell of cleaning products, its horrible.

Then, suddenly, someone barges in, rushes into my prison and slams the doors shut locking it. And just pisses all over me before getting straight back out of here, stopping for a split second to feed his vanity checking out his hair in the mirror; that's all i do here, wait around all day for people to piss all over me and piss off.

Express.

As I positioned myself as far away from the bickering couple as possible I though; the deafening threats coming from her mouth seemed somewhat redundant as the man was quite clearly passed out. The woman, well into for forties but dressed like she was just hitting 14.

 I isolated myself from all the other passengers hiding in a seat at the top corner on my own, the racket from all the shouting pissed people surrounding me was thankfully drowned out by the sound as the train left the station.

The last train home is never an enjoyable journey, the dull orange glow from the cheap train carriage lighting gives everything a dirty feel, which isn’t helped at all by the overpowering smell of vomit and left over takeaway. As the train powered down the tracks I attempted to look past my own reflection through the window, however all I was met with was darkness, darkness broken by the occasional passing streetlight.

As the train slowed down to allow shouting of the drunk passengers to become more apparent the doors opened to letting the next flood more drunk people stumble onto the train, followed loyally by their powerful stench of perfumes and aftershave all ready for their night out in town, I then realized, I was on the wrong train.

Light.

Every now and then in my flat the light above my bathroom door starts to flicker, however not like you'd expect a light to flicker, it looks almost as if a massive thunderstorm is happening inside it. The light turns off for a split second then with a slight bang my room is filled with a massive surge of light. It doesn't do this constantly maybe just once or twice a day, but never fails to scare me shitless. I have played with the idea that maybe somehow I was controlling these flickers by turning on or using electrical appliances, and spent my days cautiously walking through my flat constantly paranoid and scared that I would somehow induce this 'thunderbolt' in my front room. I have tried telling the maintenance man about this flickering light hoping he would fix it however every time he has been up it he has found no fault with the fixture and walked away, moaning about me 'wasting his time'... its alright for him his isn’t at risk of being blinded every time he boils the kettle.

Champagne.

I had been invited to one of my friend’s very elaborate birthday parties; the invitation described the party as a ‘ball’ although, I failed to believe a ‘ball’ would be happening in a small 2 bedroom flat in Hull. This however was going to be a very elagant party I was told, with champagne flowing as the night slowly darkens.

I had already chose out the dress I was going to wear, it was to be the same dress that blew everybody away when I last wore it, the same dress that left everyone speechless back at my brothers 40^th. As I slipped the dress on the vibrant blue satin flowed delicately down my body with the diamonds patterned across the dress helping it glisten like the waters of a clam peaceful lake under the afternoon’s sun. Not being one to usually make an effort, I thought I would pull out all the stops for tonight, cautiously coating my face in make-up even though I was never usually one to bother, possibly making me look ridiculous however it made me feel beautiful.

As I pulled up to the party the flat was worse than I though, his modern garden filled with lights and gadgets, trying to make himself look rich and fashionable however it just made him come across as a pretentious twat. I strolled down the garden path in my heals as if it was the red carpet leading me to a film premier, I noticed ahead of me that in attempt to make his ‘ball’ look more classy he had even hired someone to stand on the door taking names. With my dress fluttering behind me in the wind I reached the man on the door, the tall rugged man, and I softly whispered into his ear, ‘Mark Wood’ as i glided straight past through the door. Straight away I was blown away by the effort put into this party, everything looking perfect this was definitely the ‘ball’, which was described on the invitation, and as I looked around I straight away noticed, this

 wasn’t a fancy dress party.